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Dickology

Dickology is the obsession of studying the anatomy of the male penis, and not being able to stop drawing penises.
Dickology is found in the character Seth in the movie Super Bad
by Jaci and Ellie April 20, 2008
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douchology

The study and/or art of being a douchebag
I think my ex-girlfriend majored in douchology, with a minor in PMS.
by myg September 9, 2009
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dickologist

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!
Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!
by n2funsd February 3, 2010
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Fuckology

Derived from "fuck all" meaning absolutely nothing, i.e. 'fuck-all-ogy'.

A pejorative combination used in or of academia, especially sociology studies. Exemplified by the creation or synthesizing of theory or methodological frameworks, e.g. citing pretentious complex language to explain simple social phenomena in order to seem legitimate. Not to be confused with the science of sex (of “fucking” as it were).

For example, a doctor of fuckology meaning "a doctorate in absolutely nothing of any value". The word later made its way into porn industry via the title by either a secondary meaning or misappropriation; 'Babyface and the Fuckologist'.

The word fuckology seems to have come about because of a sense of inadequacy in the arts and social sciences towards "real" sciences.
Notably used in the intro to The Sex Pistols 1977 version of Iggy Pop's No Fun.

"Here we go now, a sociology lecture, with a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fuck-all-ogy (fuckology), no fun ..."
by the other definitions are wrong February 22, 2008
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Dankology

The study of dank
Teacher: "today we will be studying dankology"
Student: "oh yea! i love dankology! its so cool!"
by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009
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Cuckology

The study of cuck and getting cucked by those who enjoy to cuck cuckologists
Man: Boy-howdy I've been getting cucked for hours now - my life is falling apart, might as well begin my study of cuckology!
by Geniye December 5, 2016
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Eat-a-Dickology

The study of eating a dick. Usually an insult.
You SO got your doctorate in Eat-a-Dickology.
by Los Cineastas September 19, 2005
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