FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

dickmonkey

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003

fuckmonkey

a monkey who fucks another monkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

by Zack August 20, 2003

duck monkey

A noble creature often referred to in Fictional novels. Has 3 feet and 6 balls

Ted Wong was bited by a duck monkey

by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

fuckmonkey

extreme form of arshmonkey

You damn fuckmonkey!

by Jena December 28, 2003

suckmonkey

noun/verb/adjective. something is putrid, repugnant

I got an F, but the teacher is a suckmonkey. -or- You broke your arm? th is so suckmonkey

by Ewizzle October 15, 2003