certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting

"Your ex is a certified douchetard."

by lildaywalker November 16, 2009

dutchtard

An insult used by non dutch people against dutch people.
It can either be used as an insult in order to mock a dutch persons pride in their language and nationality or as an insult towards dutch people in general.

Person 1: Hey did you see that Adriaan was flying a dutch flag in his backyard?

Person 2: Yeah he's such a dutchtard.

by the_mon_man April 7, 2021

douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

by Awesomazing February 4, 2009

doucheturd

insulting noun, combing both a douche or douchebag and turd

Brad you're such a doucheturd

by Roy Kisner November 13, 2005

Ducktard

Woman Pouting lips in a photograph in an attempt to look more attractive but failing miserably.

Check out that drunk herd of ducktards.

by Starkweather-G October 30, 2011

douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.

"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"

by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010

Douchetard

The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.

Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard

by W54th8X August 6, 2010