duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

duccle

An Advanced form of Cuddle.

"Stop Duccling my Girlfriend!"

by Skylarke Durden February 6, 2005

dusche Bush

simple penis, cock,dingaling a really old word use by the famous rapper Eazy-e

If dusche bush size doesn't matter why don't they make 3 inch dildos

by dayan gonzalez April 4, 2008

duchen

a term for a cheap, expendable cigar of any brand used for the rerolling and smoking of blunts containing marijuana.

The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.

Hey man, let's go smoke this duchen!

by Battery Jackson June 16, 2008

Dutched

The act of getting tricked by a particular event. Commonly used as a handball term

"Surely I can't get out because the ball hit the crack" "Nah man you're out you got dutched"

by Dutchy448 June 5, 2017

duche nugget

A small lump of gold covered in shit, usually referring to a human being. (n.)

Dude 1: Your such a duche nugget!
Dude 2: Not cool, bro.
Dude 1: Your are tho, I cant help it.

by c0l0rmyveiins February 12, 2010

Dutchen-Fucken

Taking someone to a coffee shop(Dutch Bros) for a quick date then back to someones place and fuck

Bro are you taking her on a Dutchen-Fucken or Netflix and chill?

by Sparkd20 January 30, 2019