Dual Wield

The act of fingering two girls at the same time.

Also can be used as the term akimbo

Man, Sarah and Jessica let me dual Wield them last night.

by SCOVE November 14, 2017

Dual Wield

Someone who is bisexual, or likes people on both ends of the gender spectrum.

“I can tell by the way she dresses that she defiantly dual wields.”

by Pond shine May 15, 2022

dual wield

the action of stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m a dual wield

by auxtin January 5, 2024

Dual-Wield

Also known as akimbo or dual-fisting. The act of firing two guns at once, one in each hand.

A ridiculous, idiotic, and downright fucktarded practice popularized in John Woo movies and unrealistic video games like Call of Duty.

It is probably descended from the few gunhands in the old West who used two pistols. But instead of firing both at once, they would either do a Border Switch (draw two guns, empty the first one before firing the second), or a New York Reload (draw your backup piece when your weapon runs dry rather than reloading). This is because it is impossible for a human being to look through two sets of sights at once.

Therefore if you fire two guns at once, at least one of them won't be aimed at all, causing you to waste all of the ammo in that gun hitting nothing that you actually wanted to. Or you could just do it the Hollywood way and not even try to use your sights, meaning you'll just spray & pray with both weapons, waste all of your ammo, and hit everything except your target. Also, using two SMGs or automatic rifles instead of pistols doesn't make this stupidity more effective, it just makes you waste more ammo, look more retarded, and still not hit jack shit.

Dual-wield! You'll shoot lots of holes in everything EXCEPT your target, but at least you'll look cool doing it.

by yt45 February 26, 2013

dual-wield

(v.) To carry and use two single-hand weapons at the same time; often associated with Halo 2, although it is featured in many other FPS titles as well.

"Dude, dual-wielding magnums is like going cowboy, yo!"

by Some call me...Tim. February 22, 2005

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by anonymous September 10, 2020

dual wielding

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.

Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.

by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 8, 2006