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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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your land is dry

when you haven't got dick in a long time and your pussy is "dry"
Me: omg i had to cancel my dick appointment again!
Friend: damn sis, your land is dry.
by 4twentytwo December 8, 2016
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dry lander

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.
My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.
by Lord Berling July 28, 2007
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Dryland

When swimmers do exercises out side of the pool, typically involving abwork, running, and body weight strengthening activities combined with cardio
I just want to swim, I can't stand this dryland before practice.
by Grizzanddotcommm September 10, 2013
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drylands

exercises done by swimmers outside of the water
"Go get changed because we are doing drylands next"

"I am so sore from drylands yesterday!"
by glassjar February 27, 2009
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