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drunkify

1. To arrange one’s room to best accommodate his drunken self.

2. To base one’s class schedule around his drinking schedule.

3. To take a regular idea and view from a drunk person’s point of view.
1. “After freshmen quarter, I had to drunkify my room so I wouldn’t keep tripping over my laptop’s power chord.”

2. "I drunkified my schedule for Spring Quarter – now classes before noon!”

3. "But if we drunkify the idea, then going to a baseball game means shouting loud insults and chugging Miller Lite."
by Alex Bash January 18, 2009
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Drunkitous

The mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. Symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharing personal information, and 20 minute ice breaks.

Similar to laryngitis but with booze.
My co-worker has been out of the office all week. She has a very bad case of drunkitous. Pray for her.
by Abbyroad October 9, 2009
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Pinkity Drinkity

A member of a cult “Trichimaniasis” who does most of the sacrificing.
Cult Leader:”Where is Pinkity Drinkity?”
A member of the cult:”She is taking a dump
by The cult leader November 9, 2019
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Drunktype

When someone who is drunk is "slurring their typing".
"Dude, I was chatting with a drunk guy online who drunktyped. He was like, 'i wishf. no other partu and i knoe where theuy are,'."
by Rain Luxia October 28, 2011
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Drunkitis

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.
Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."
by eceedubs December 24, 2010
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pinkity drinkity

The drink James Charles a sad youtuber tells everyone to grab while watching his youtube videos on make-up tutorials.
"Hey sister, make sure you grab your pinkity drinkitys and use my code "james" for a 10% discount on all morphe products"
by carcilee November 28, 2017
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drunkily

is the same as drunkenly, which means "in a drunken manner"

It is sometimes spelled drunkily when the person spelling it is drunk.
You really wanna know what I drunkily slurred during the game of taboo?
by artist6000 May 14, 2008
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