Drunkface

Verb - The act of using facebook to communicate with friends while drunk. Drunkfacing, Drunkfaced - similar to Drunk Dial.

After the bar i was so wasted I drunkfaced my ex.

by MSquar'd December 22, 2008

Drunktapus

Title: Drunktapus - a person partaking of alcoholic beverages who has had at least eight, but more is ok too, and has pretty much lost inhibition, grammar skills, and most of their grasp on reality.

EB drank most of a BIG bottle of Barefoot Pinot and was a total Drunktapus.

by DJ EB November 16, 2010

double drunkface

when you do something stupid and you look like a drunk

Becca took a crap on her self while she was with John.

by Mina March 25, 2003

drunkfacebooking

finding people on face book you met while being intoxicated.

checking dawnie's page.

being drunk, start talking to someone, then finding them the next day on facebook, hence drunkfacebooking!

by trixrabbit831 March 6, 2010

Drunkaphobe

Drunkaphobe: A person who really hates drunk individuals. They often dislike the way drunk people laugh, speak, smell, or behave, and may feel discomfort or even jealousy towards those having a good time. This can sometimes be rooted in feelings of insecurity or inferiority, especially if they struggle with alcohol themselves. It can also be influenced by personal experiences, family history, or religious beliefs. Ultimately, drunkaphobes feel discomfort and resentment when sober, but might not mind drinking themselves. They might try to bully, fight, wind up, or play mind games with a drunk person out of spite, and they may even try emotional blackmail to discourage drinking. It’s best to avoid them. Some are also known to harass you the next day, trying to make you feel guilty or embarrassed. They even think they have a medical degree and use phrases like, 'Your liver will pack up' and 'You look healthier not drinking.

Lee: Frank, you know my missus, she really hates it when I’ve been drinking. But it’s funny, they don’t mind getting drunk themselves, do they, bruv?.

Frank: I know, our missus get proper smashed and we have to carry them home, bruv! LOL, and we don’t give a shit—women are such hypocrites, Drunkaphobes these days! LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025