Just like drinking and driving except you blast Drake's emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex's house without knowing it.
Friend: What the hell were you doing last night? I found this box of tissues in your car.
Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.
Friend: Damn...lol
Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.
Friend: Damn...lol
by Nutella222222 January 22, 2014
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Excerpt from Drake and Josh:
Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?
Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?
by nicklover95 June 16, 2011
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Conceded asshole who has obsessive compulsive disorder over Justin Bieber. Spends more time talking about Justin then actually doing work. His music is terrible and the only high point in his life was when he was on Drake and Josh. Although Josh Peck was the real star of the show. He's talentless and should be working in an office answering tech-help calls but even that's to high of a name for him. He's a lowlife who feeds off of beliebers hate and can't recive the message that nobody actually likes him. His hair looks like a dirty mop from a high schools janitor closet and hes so pale he could be considered albino. He's currently hated by 48+ Million people, Justin Bieber, Milk Tyson and the rest of #FAM. He's going no where and has been stuck in the same routine for the past five years. #HelpDrakeBell
Person 1: Did you see Drake Bells tweet?
Person 2: Drake who?
Person 1: Drake Bell.
Person 2: Sorry. I only know of Taco-bell.
Person 1: He played Drake off of Drake and Josh.
Person 2: Oh. I liked Josh better anyways.
Person 2: Drake who?
Person 1: Drake Bell.
Person 2: Sorry. I only know of Taco-bell.
Person 1: He played Drake off of Drake and Josh.
Person 2: Oh. I liked Josh better anyways.
by ihatedrakebell January 16, 2014
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Girl 1: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HAPPY AND CUTE. Who is he?
Girl 2: oh that hot happy mother fucker? He must be Draken
Girl 2: oh that hot happy mother fucker? He must be Draken
by pigsarefriendsnotfood July 26, 2015
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by Burdac October 7, 2021
Get the drake the type of guy mug.The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.
If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.
Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.
If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.
Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.
If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"
Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005
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