drowning yourself in milk

putting yourself down about something without having tried that something

Ali: I'm never going to get with anyone
Sparx: Stop drowning yourself in milk

by s4lmon March 10, 2016

offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.

Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.

by lilly b January 23, 2005

drowning

1.) a feeling of despair, depression, nothing is going right and you can't keep up.

2.) Boredom

1.)I'm drowning man, all this stress and bad luck is killing me.

2.)Dude, this shit is drowning! Lets go do something.

by LZtull July 21, 2009

Balls are Drowning

you gotta take a piss so bad its drowning your balls

dude, wheres the next rest stop my balls are drowning!!

by Kiernan January 25, 2008

drowning elephant

When you take your scrotum and put it over a girls mouth and nose and hit her in the forehead with your penis. The noise she makes will sound like an elephant

I pinned her down and gave her a drowning elephant

by mike0501 September 15, 2015

Drowning at work

When you're swamped with a million different tasks and are struggling to keep up with the work load.

Our new ad campaign is set to launch in a couple of days - I'm drowning at work

by spookydooky April 22, 2011