drunning

The act of running while drunk.

We were drunning down the road by the time the cops crashed the house party.

by Ryan Rue February 6, 2004

offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.

Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.

by lilly b January 23, 2005

drowningly

the complete and total opposite of 'swimmingly'.
to go horribly wrong in all conceivable ways

guy a: how are things going man?

guy b: drowningly, i failed four classes, my girlfriend broke up with me, and i contracted rabies...in the same night.

by ima hoebag November 2, 2007

Droning

the act of being focused on a particular objective while being completely oblivious to the world around you

yo my girlfriend was droning out on her phone last night

by Snow_Falcon March 6, 2018

drowning

1.) a feeling of despair, depression, nothing is going right and you can't keep up.

2.) Boredom

1.)I'm drowning man, all this stress and bad luck is killing me.

2.)Dude, this shit is drowning! Lets go do something.

by LZtull July 21, 2009

Balls are Drowning

you gotta take a piss so bad its drowning your balls

dude, wheres the next rest stop my balls are drowning!!

by Kiernan January 25, 2008