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droitwich

n.) The uncomfortable phenomenon when two people meet while walking and attempt to pass only to have both persons go in the same direction, thus each continuing to block the path of the other. The occurence is usually brief but unsettling enough to cause grievance and annoyance in one or both parties (or however many are involved).

Also is known as "the get-past-you shuffle", "the pavement tango" and "the thing where you go like 'this'".

The word comes from the book "The Meaning of Liff" by Douglas Admas and John Lloyd.
The two men met while walking and suffered a brief but awkward droitwich as they tried to get past one another.
by Sin-eater April 12, 2009
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Dieu et mon droit

French for 'God and my right'

Found on th Royal Coat of Arms for the United Kingdom.

Used by Henry V, because he spoke French and was also the King of France.

First used by Richard I in 1198 as a password, where he defeated Phillip II at The Battle of Gisors; Richard believed that he owed his Kingship to no other, than God.
Dieu et mon droit - UK
by carl willimott May 28, 2007
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Droid

Basically a person equivalent to a walking shit stain, no purpose in life, below average iq and generally look pretty funny. Droids are like npc’s in gta, repetitively living the same stupid and pathetic life. You can tell if you have encountered a droid by observing their face and actions.
Yo bro, look at that walking droid over there. It’s not looking good for his friends and family.
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Sussy droid

Sussy droid makes based content on yt. Also has an unhealthy obsession with vanny is one of the 6 people that simp for her.
Sussy droid kept spamming plagueis's dms with maid vanny
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Medic Droid

Kick off your stilletos and fuck me in the back seat.

There you have the essence of Medic Droid. Great for raves and or getting drunk to.
-Have you head of Medic Droid?
-No
by JKx5 January 13, 2008
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The Droid

1. n. The end of evolution; the epitome of all that is technologically sound and perfect. A phone created by the Motorola Corporation in the summer of the year of our Lord Two-Thousand and Nine that has effectively ended the ability to invent anything but new "apps", or "applications", for said The Droid. Can do anything, for any reason, at any time.

2. n. (see GOD)

3. adj. Used to describe something that is not only epic, but totally makes the bitches cream their pantaloons.

4. adj. Used to describe any one entity/nonentity that is infantessimally better that the iPhone.

5. v. The act of dominating another person place or thing entirely, on every level of their existence. (also see PWN)
1. Carl: Dude, is that The Droid??

James: Totally bro. I just got it today

Carl's Girlfriend: James, could I possibly suck your dick?

James: Sure. (turns to camera) Thanks, Pussy Magnet App!!

Carl: Noooooooo!!! (cries like a bitch.)

2. (from scripture) And The Droid said, Let there be light: and there was light.

3. Steven: Bro. Did you see that LeBron James cross-court drive?? That shit was The Droid, son!!!

Drew: Yeah...(looks down)

Steven: Bro, did you just cream your pants?? I thought you were a dude!!!

Drew: I haven't always been a dude...

4. Jason: Sex is The Droid

Modias: I don't know, my iPhone is pretty cool...

Jason: Fag.

5. In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, a major camper was trying to chill out with the Intervention, but x W4rg4mer x totally The Droid that fag with one shot from an AT4-HS.
by Maybe Rocks April 5, 2010
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Droid X

The Verizon Wireless phone that effectively sh*ts on the Sprint Evo while simultaneously silencing the owners and creators of the iPhone 1 2 3 and 4 combined. If you think I'm exaggerating...get one. Anyone who has a Droid X can tell you the same. "Oh it's too big.."-Haterrrrs. Listen try to fit all this 4.3inch awesomeness on an iPhone or MyTouch haha nice try TMobile. Flat Out!... the Droid X is the best phone everr..nuf said.
Jim- "hey what kind of phone is that?"

Bob- "It's the Droid X by Motorola."

Jim- *Snuffs Bob in the face, takes his phone and keys, hops in his car and dips.*
by zmarineman February 27, 2011
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