Test drive that bitch

To see if a females head or sex is good enough to be with her.

GUY 1: Is John with that new girl at work?
Guy 2: Na. He jus tryin to test drive that bitch. Gotta see how she rides first.
Guy 1: Ok. Make sure she'll go all the way. Not get you half way there and quit on you.
GUY1: Exactly.

by jayn3al March 22, 2017

Cincinnati Test Drive

A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.

My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.

On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive

by kungfu44 August 10, 2006

test drive unlimited

A great game, with awesome graphics, cool rides, but with hoorrible music!!!
If u have the PS2 version then u r fucked up nigga!!

guy 1: Yo did u play test drive unlimited?
guy 2: Yea i have that game, and the music sucks!!
guy 1: But u can use custom soundtracks
guy 2: I have the PS2 version
guy 1: U r pwnd fool

by thehottie August 4, 2007

Tesla Test Drive

Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot

Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.

by HailLarry3 May 9, 2019

Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.

Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."

by nickehl November 26, 2010

test drive the ironing board

To reinterview for your current job with an outsourcing company.

After our department got sold out to the contractors I had to test drive the ironing board just to keep my job at a lower pay.

by dfn_doe & Katbot April 12, 2004

Test Drive

When your buying a certain substance ie Weed, coke etc you buy a low amount so you don’t get robbed, if you don’t like the product you don’t lose a lot of money, or if it’s boof you can walk away without much loss.. if your sketched out with a new plug you can see if he’s real on his shit or not.. ie a test drive..

You: Ayo bro lemme get an 8th I’m tryna do a test drive and see if that pack really hits
Plug:only an 8th? I gotchu but lmk how you liked that test drive I always got more ready

by ZachwasMistaken March 27, 2024