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Infinite Improbability Drive

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."
by Kantankerous November 7, 2008
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Van Driessen

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004
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sexist drive-by

When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.
Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."
by fatuousbacon May 10, 2017
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drive-by wi-fi

Attempting to access unsecured wireless networks whilst driving slowly through residential neighbourhoods
1. Peter gets very annoyed when he spends time at his parent's home where there is no internet access. He has to check email by drive-by wi-fi.

2. "Honey, I've been monitoring usage of our wireless broadband and it seems... WE'VE HAD A BL**DY DRIVE-BY WI-FI!!!"
by germie February 22, 2007
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drive stay

Jake Paul trying to be funny so he doesn’t look like a little pussy
It’s called a drive by not a drive stay.
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Drake and Drive

Just like drinking and driving except you blast Drake's emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex's house without knowing it.
Friend: What the hell were you doing last night? I found this box of tissues in your car.

Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.

Friend: Damn...lol
by Nutella222222 January 22, 2014
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porn drive

portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection
7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc

the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.
by horns of you January 26, 2013
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