dickpression

When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed

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Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression

by JazMar October 5, 2016

Dickpression

The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!

Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up

by Kfcsucks June 3, 2018

Dickpression

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

by GTSCart March 1, 2023

dankpression

mm so sexy my favorite admin of all time

i wont him so bad

oh god dankpression is so sexy im so wet

by danks ex wife November 22, 2021

dankpression

A combination of dank (as in dank memes) and depression. Meaning you are depressed but your life is so surrounded by memes that even your depression is a meme and its something to joke about.

I had to tell her I was dankpressed. I've been struck with dankpression.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

dickpression

depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.

not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.

universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition

Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?

Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .

Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!

Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.

by hushgush February 6, 2022

dripression

Its depression but for drip (EG: there is no drip and its sad)

"Dude, you look awful!"

"Yeah, I have dripression"

by FenyxRising December 15, 2022