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Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020
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drinking fountain

When the female is to obese to get on her knees to perform a BJ. So she performs like shes drinking from a water fountain.
I met this bbw at the club and she took ne to the bathroom and gave me a drinking fountain.
by taco kindle August 13, 2025
mugGet the drinking fountainmug.

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