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Dragon Punch

When a girl is giving you head and then you cum on the girls face or in her mouth. After the act is finished you remove your penis from her mouth and then punch her in the face - causing her to bleed profusely and spew blood from her face like she is breathing fire.
Oh man, after I got a blow job from my girl last night I gave her a dragon punch.
by Scraggles211 May 22, 2011
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The glorious sex move that tops them all, is the infamous 'dragon punch.' Basically, it's when a man takes his penis, and covers it with flammable liquid (e.i. hand sanitizer, aerosol sprays) and lights his dong on fire then shoves it in to a vagina or anus. Thusly it is called the 'dragon punch'.
"dude i wanted to suprise my girlfriend one our one year with a new kinky sex move, but when i dragon punched her, she flipped a cow and broke up with me!
by ttttyler July 1, 2009
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1.-n or v- A fighting move that involves the attacker to crouch low then spring upward while twisting to completely punish some one else.

2.-n- An delicious non-alcoholic beveage that is made up of Lemon-Lime soda, Orange Juice, a dash of hot sauce, and and high ammounts of Mint which when made is very pungent.

3.-v- An act of revenge that involves Adding enough hot sauce into someones drink or food that they first attempt to breth liquid fire then punish the instagator.
1. Oww! Man if i hadn't of gave hime a fake fire extinguisher I wouldn't have been Dragon Puched (or received a Dragon Punch)

2. That Dragon Punch shot a hole straight through my sinuses and my intestines

3. I think we should give Jim a Dragon Punch for eating all of our nachos
by Shalashaka December 12, 2008
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Double Penetration.
- Powerful symbolism playing on the acronym DP (double penetration) for comedic effect.
I dragon punched some girl last night, and now she can't walk straight.
by LargeWhale May 2, 2018
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A vile liquid sold by school cafeterias to be a vegetable. It consists of sweet potato juice and other grotesque liquids
I know a guy who drank dragon punch; he didn't live to tell the tale.
by General Serb Nationalist January 25, 2024
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