Dozing

A term describing a severe act of stupidity that is emphasized by social ineptness, particularly saying or doing things of immaturity and creepiness, often times with members of the opposite sex.

Guy #1: "dude I'm going to get really high, eat 12 tacos, and then approach a hot girl"
Guy #2: wow man you're seriously dozing right now

by Danknugs420 April 15, 2011

Dozed

The phrase used by hipsters when the are tired

Guy 1: you look tired
Guy 2: yeah im hella dozed

by Dr.pepsi August 19, 2018

dozed

Sleepy. The opposite of woke

I can't get out of bed. I am so dozed right now.

by Sheppy Tim December 04, 2017

Doze

when youre fucking someone up the ass and they have to take a dump, but you keep going and the shit on your wiener.

did you hear that anna got dozed last weekend?

by HalishDavenport January 07, 2006

no doze

slang for methamphetamine (speed)

"dude, i just snorted up the purest line of no doze you've ever seen!"

by Rabid December 06, 2003

doze off

fall into a light sleep.

Jack doze off in the chemistry class.

by CuriousLad March 03, 2014

yoyo dozing

The practice of bouncing, much like a yoyo, into and out of sleep. A yoyo dozer wakes quickly, and goes back to sleep just as quickly. It can be a way to pass time if bored, but yoyo dozing can sometimes leave you feeling dazed, sleepy, and oddly tired once you get up.

"Either sleep or get up, stop yoyo dozing."

by defiantdefiner April 13, 2010