During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor
by Heinousness March 04, 2018
Brandon: Did you just see that f@#$ing cat
Kevin: SHut up your such a doushe nossle
Mark: Dude...dude...guys im gonna beat your a@# if you keep making fun of me, if you call me lard ass one more time...man...dude
Nick:Shut up you doushe nossle
Kevin: SHut up your such a doushe nossle
Mark: Dude...dude...guys im gonna beat your a@# if you keep making fun of me, if you call me lard ass one more time...man...dude
Nick:Shut up you doushe nossle
by murphy* September 30, 2006
When you know someone who displays mannerism of which could be called a doush while also acting like he/she lack complete knowledge in anything and inadvertantly cannot understand what is going on around them!
This lady changed her locks and has asked her manager of her apt to open it on multiple occassions. On the third occassion the manager says
Manager "you don't know where your keys are? I don't have a copy of them since you changed your locks"
Lady " Ummm, they might be in my house, but i have not checked the door yet but can assume its broken"
Manager "how do you asssume that when you cant even try without the keys"
Lady " I don't know, cant you open the door"
Manager "are you really that much of a doush wack?
Manager "you don't know where your keys are? I don't have a copy of them since you changed your locks"
Lady " Ummm, they might be in my house, but i have not checked the door yet but can assume its broken"
Manager "how do you asssume that when you cant even try without the keys"
Lady " I don't know, cant you open the door"
Manager "are you really that much of a doush wack?
by MCE4U March 07, 2010
by sportsmaniabiatch December 14, 2009
another word for duesy, duesbout, jacob. A term to make fun off people with the names listed above and that have terrible lisp.
by a kid that likes to make fun Duesy for his lisp February 05, 2008
A person who is mostly being beaten with a douchebag over the head and gets branded on the head saying Doushebag.
Timmy: Hey look at the doushe-a-loushe
John: Hahaha someone got loved by the doushebag
Timmy: it says douchebag on your forehead
Doushe-a-loushe: Please stop calling me a doushe-a-loushe- my girlfriend beat me last night
John: Hahaha someone got loved by the doushebag
Timmy: it says douchebag on your forehead
Doushe-a-loushe: Please stop calling me a doushe-a-loushe- my girlfriend beat me last night
by Whyit October 14, 2007
some doush bag, a dentist whos name I really don't care about.it's a gay name, too gay for anyone to know but still he is really stupid.
dentist: hi are you ready for your retainer its me the doush bag
me: fuck you old timer
dentist: now now no need to say naughty words
me: you bitch *pulls out a knife* *stabs in crotch*
dentist: hahahaha that dosn't hurt much because there's nothing there
me:son of a bitch
me: fuck you old timer
dentist: now now no need to say naughty words
me: you bitch *pulls out a knife* *stabs in crotch*
dentist: hahahaha that dosn't hurt much because there's nothing there
me:son of a bitch
by vipmike November 19, 2006