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doush bag

some doush bag, a dentist whos name I really don't care about.it's a gay name, too gay for anyone to know but still he is really stupid.
dentist: hi are you ready for your retainer its me the doush bag
me: fuck you old timer
dentist: now now no need to say naughty words
me: you bitch *pulls out a knife* *stabs in crotch*
dentist: hahahaha that dosn't hurt much because there's nothing there
me:son of a bitch
by vipmike November 19, 2006
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Doosh waste

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.
That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.
by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020
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Doushades

Sunglasses worn by a douchebag or tool.

They are characterized by a single or multiple fluorescent colors and are composed entirely of plastic or similar non-metallic material.

Worn at night for best results.
"Hey, those are a great pair of Doushades you got there."
"I know, right? The glossy finish goes great with my slicked-back hair!"
by JMeurer February 5, 2010
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Doshi Dog

Noun. Alternate Term used to describe the hot dogs sold at the concession stand of major wholesale distributors. Specifically referring to $1.50 hot dog and soda combination sold at "Costco" but can also refer to a similar menu item sold at "Sam's Club".
"I went to Costco today and had doshi dog for lunch"
"I love eating Doshi dogs from Costco! They are so delicious and economical!"
by Hurricane1234 May 27, 2008
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hammered dogshit

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
by Global Feetus April 1, 2007
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dosheg

n. (Arabic) A mattress-sized sponge used for sleeping on.
Ay, get the dosheg, my friend sleepin over!
by Gia B. March 19, 2008
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Dogshit Gamer

The opposite of "God gamer"
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.
"Fiddiii just admit it,you're the dogshit gamer now"
by forsenStare July 5, 2020
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