douchicorn

n. A douchbag so rare that it borders on the mythical. The douchicorn is able to take on many forms, only appears for a few seconds randomly at meat markets, and is usually wearing sunglasses inside at night and sports douchie hair. After seeing a douchicorn one may question if it was really there or a figment of their imagination.

You: Oh my god I think that's the biggest douche I've ever seen in my life.

Friend: Holy Shit you're right!

You: Where did he go?

Friend: Either we both dropped acid and don't remember, or we just witnessed the Douchicorn.

by djsquared1 October 12, 2009

Doucheldork

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)

Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork

by andy1 January 15, 2006

douchalouge

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

by mella rouge June 12, 2008

douchology

The study and/or art of being a douchebag

I think my ex-girlfriend majored in douchology, with a minor in PMS.

by myg September 9, 2009

doucheclown

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown

Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown

by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

Douchelord

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.

His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.

by thebeckster February 7, 2010

Douchelogue

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.

Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.

by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008