douchemaker

The parent of a douchebag kid

"Dude, Ken is a douchebag"

"Yeah, his mom is a total douchemaker"

by TimTebro June 30, 2016

douchemeter

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.

i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.

by olympiacos December 26, 2006

Douchemayor

Fulfilling your Mayoral duties of hobnobbing with old business connections, hugging women and kissing babies, instead of hanging out with us plain-folk

The Douchemayor stood us up again.

by Willie December 9, 2004

Douchemeleon

A word comprised of douche and chameleon. (n) A douche bag that is able to disguise his doucheyness from other douches so that they do not know that the douchemeleon is a douche.

Seth Macfarlane is a Douchemeleon.

by Tman2217 July 28, 2016

Doucheometer

The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.

Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...

Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...

Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 30, 2019