douchecepticon

When someone is a Megatron sized douche.

That dude is a douchecepticon.

by projectmeltamouse January 20, 2011

doucheherder

(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.

That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.

by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013

douchebeard

A beard that is not fully grown in and is trying to be pulled off as cool; A very small, unattractive strip of hair on a man's chin.

"Hey man can you believe Stephen has a beard now?"

"Naww man, thats just a douchebeard."

by Lil' C Wild Card May 4, 2010

douchehelm

A douche-helm is a leader in douchebaggery. This person personifies everything douche to the extent that just being around said person will make you a douchebag.

A douchehelm will sometimes gain control of an audience and hypnotize by presence alone. Everyone will quiet down and listen to his every word as if he was a great leader yet there's this lingering itch in the back of your mind wondering why the hell everyone is listening to this douchebag.

Dr.Phil, Kanye West, Ryan Seacrest

"Ever since that douchehelm showed up the entire team turned into major nancy boy cunts."

"If you see a douchehelm, run the fuck away as fast as you can before he infects you with gay."

by NBCCbitch November 5, 2009

Douchekakke

Douchekakke is a mix between any "douche" variety and bukkake. It's the ultimate amount of douchebaggery.

"Did you see all those guido's in the bar tonight?"
"Yeah dude, total douchekakke party"

"Hey, have you ever seen Failure to Launch?"
"Yeah, I rented that movie before, it was douchekakke

by Potatobug September 8, 2009

douchekak

An asshole or douchebag. Its a combination of douchebag and cock, but pronouced as if you were in New England.

Goddammit Colin, stop being such a douchekak and go already!

by the Real Governor January 2, 2009

Doucheberg

1. When somebody seems like a douche at first, but then is proven to be an even bigger douche than expected
2. Someone who hides 90% of their douchiness under their exterior
3. A jewish douche

1. Dude, he's such a doucheberg. I knew he was a douche, but I didn't think he was this bad!

by Vinnythed September 8, 2013