Douchality

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.

Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.

by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

douchecepticon

When someone is a Megatron sized douche.

That dude is a douchecepticon.

by projectmeltamouse January 20, 2011

Doucheclock

A douchebag wasting your time

The doucheclock cashier told me his life story instead of giving me my change.

by POWest December 18, 2011

Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

Douchelet

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.

If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.

by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009

doucheclown

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown

Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown

by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

doucheclipse

When you are trying to check out a hot girl but her douchey looking boyfriend blocks your view.

Me: Yo, check out that chick over there.
You: I can't see from here man. There's a doucheclipse

by nig_nog August 6, 2014