doucheclown

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown

Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown

by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

doucheclipse

When you are trying to check out a hot girl but her douchey looking boyfriend blocks your view.

Me: Yo, check out that chick over there.
You: I can't see from here man. There's a doucheclipse

by nig_nog August 6, 2014

Doucheling

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.

You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.

by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009

Douchecopter

The pinnacle of douchebaggery.

Guy #1: I think steve stole my regular NES.
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy is a total douchecopter.

by Corey Johnsen April 6, 2007

Doucheciple

A collective gathering of morons around a common douchebag.

Dan and his doucheciples are walking somewhere around here.

by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015

douchecup

a word to describe a person who has been a complete jerk and has been worse then a douchebag

your a fucking douchecup

by shunamaji March 13, 2009

douchechill

A reflexive physical manifestation of the base emotional reaction that occurs when one encounters something they find decidedly offensive and/or insulting at either an instinctual or intellectual level.

Everytime I hear someone refer to the simple act of living life as "their journey," I get douchechills up and down my spine.

by Useyername October 28, 2009