douchebaggetry is the action of someone who really yells at and insults and then calls you the bad one.
when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.
The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.
Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.
The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.
Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
by f.o.p. August 3, 2008
Get the douchebaggetry mug.I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.
II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!
Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
by cuntcommando December 29, 2010
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derives from the traditional douchebag however it slowly evolved into douchefag which is someone who will never fit into society, they are immensly ugly and unfortunately will most probably end up repopulating with other uglies.
traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.
can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.
traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.
can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.
oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.
by youwillneverbe.stall.worthy June 7, 2009
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