a combination of the two words "douche" and "touché".
douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
touché: A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
Noun
a comeback when a verbal joust is ended and not in your favor. in turn calling the other person a douche and acknowledging/congratulating them in a well constructed insult, or can't think of any other comeback.
douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
touché: A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
Noun
a comeback when a verbal joust is ended and not in your favor. in turn calling the other person a douche and acknowledging/congratulating them in a well constructed insult, or can't think of any other comeback.
White: Yeah you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: Well I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
White: Douché.
Person #1: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person #2: Did my raucous night with your mom keep you up?
Person #1: (too tired to think of a good comeback) Douché...
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: Well I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
White: Douché.
Person #1: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person #2: Did my raucous night with your mom keep you up?
Person #1: (too tired to think of a good comeback) Douché...
by blackchair March 18, 2010
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion when a good or clever point made, usually in an extremely asshole-ish manner. and usually the expense of the person to which to comment is directed
-"no I don't want to eat at that restaraunt, it has a funky fish smell"
-"yea well, it's no worse than your girl's pootang"
-"ahhh, douché"
-"yea well, it's no worse than your girl's pootang"
-"ahhh, douché"
by Kyndness February 05, 2010
A portmanteau of "touché" and "douche." When a person delivers a clever and cutting remark in response to another person's argument, the latter may respond with "Douché!" as acknowledgment of a good yet decidedly douchey response.
Dean: Where did I go wrong? How is my own brother drinking demon blood without me noticing?
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed.
Dean: ... Douché.
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed.
Dean: ... Douché.
by Chad the Anti-Douche June 28, 2009
by DouchebagL September 08, 2010
"Hahaha you are such a punk douché Pierre."
"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"
"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."
"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"
"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."
"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"
"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."
"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"
"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."
by LWxxDark Wolf November 01, 2009
Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.
by Bknixon1234 September 13, 2008
Person 1: <overlong speech, monologue, etc.>
Person 2: Nice one-man, four-act play, guy.
Person 1: Douché!
Person 2: Nice one-man, four-act play, guy.
Person 1: Douché!
by ArtsyMcShitshimself March 14, 2008