Definitions by ArtsyMcShitshimself

douché 

When someone one-ups you in a clever, albeit douchey way.
Pronounced like touché.

Person 1: <overlong speech, monologue, etc.>
Person 2: Nice one-man, four-act play, guy.
Person 1: Douché!

douché by ArtsyMcShitshimself March 14, 2008