double dick

(verb) To insert your penis in another woman's vagina before washing the previous woman's vaginal fluids off

I'm so pissed at Tyrone! He double dicked me last night after he was with Sherry!

by thedude315 March 17, 2016

double dick

When you have an erection that goes down your pant leg and makes it look like you have a phallus like tumor on your thigh.

Oh my god I saw Kara in science class. I got a total double dick.

by crazyperson4931 November 22, 2010

Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018

Double Dick Down Method

The Double Dick Down Method (DDDM), is when the man in the relationship wears a strap-on above his dick and proceeds to have both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.

The Double Dick Down Method made her cum so hard last night.

by Cocktography November 20, 2020

Double Dick Supreme

When a biological male harnesses so much energy concentrated into his dick that his dick ascends into the 4th dimension creating a duo of 2 dicks of extremely condensed dark-matter/anti-matter creating the two most powerful dicks comprehendible and proceeds to perform double penetration on an individual of any sex.

I performed the Double Dick Supreme on my girlfriend last night.

by The Coochie Connoisseur June 16, 2021

Double Dick Surprise

A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.

Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!

by fireaway12 December 17, 2010