joe dirting

Leaving your child behind.

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.

by Evan Hunt June 6, 2010

dortinhagen

A word commonly used in Belfast to describe someone who is ugly but it can also be used to describe someone who is tight with money, also reffered to as a 'grimendor'..

'That wee man is a fuckin dortinhagen'
'That wee girl 'at gave me a suckis last night was a dortinhagen'
'Your ma is a dortinhagen'

by EmmettUtPuNx.. August 29, 2007

dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010

DOTTING COTTON

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006

Dborting

1) An onslaught or pummeling by means of one's own vernacular with the intent to stir controversy at one's own mental benefit

2)The extensive verbal force unecessarily applied to those who care to converse briefly

"While casually discussing where to eat dinner, Andrew was dborting Jerry, causing both parties to eat seperately."

by Got em February 12, 2008

dorming

staying with someone in a dorm.

hannah is dorming with alyssa in penn state.

by Biancccc May 27, 2008

dorrington

A man with Small hands. Evolved due to Dan Dorrington's small hands which make the rest of his body look big.

Yea yea yea, he's got Dorrington hands.

by Rubber1 August 20, 2007