Matt Dorman

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.

Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?

by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 30, 2020

trevor dorman

the best looking man out there with a huge cock thats down for anything and always down to fuck at anytime, always hooksup out of town or at parties

wow that guy acts like a real trevor dorman outside of school

by chef boyarT be cookin May 13, 2015

Taylor Dorman (Dormz)

an act of finding ones own feet wildly attractive.

Laying in bed staring at my feet, I felt Taylor Dorman (Dormz) and was immediately aroused.

by Double vodka water October 04, 2017

Kara dorman

Lovely girl, doesn't do anal unless forced or drunk.

Mate her holes like a rubix cube.

Aye she is a kara dorman

by Anal wanter April 13, 2019

blake dorman

The kid in school who says that they were hit by a pick-up truck while skate boarding.

Did you see Blake dorman's leg yesterday?

by Cndbxnbxdhxhgxgzhzvzjzbsj May 17, 2019

Martin dorman

A smelly brioche that shaves there ball with cheese grater

Do u Martin dorman mutha bitch

by Martin dorman July 24, 2018

Jacob Dorman

Gangster asf
Extremely right winged

Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily

Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport

SC: jacob_dorman101

Damn that guy is a total Jacob Dorman

by jacob_dorman101 August 25, 2023