dooshbagery

Always a male. An ex-boyfriend you wish you could get rid of by squashing, like the little cock roach he is. An arrogant prick that claims to break up with you but continues to stalk your facebook page. He makes idiotic comments on your facebook happiness status updates, hoping to kill your buzz, but the fact that he is still watching you only makes you realize how pathetic and small he really is. His sarcasm is much to be desired and completely shows his lack of intelligence.

Lilly: "Did you hear that Kris and Tyler broke up"

JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"

Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"

JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"

by Lilly Amore Marsh December 14, 2009

doofshangler

to get a cum shot in the eye and to loose sight for at least an hour.

Dude i gave her at least three doofshanglers in one weekend.

by CBS January 28, 2005

dooshcano

dueche+cano

essentially a duechebag to the next level of queer.

That snitch is such a fuckin dooshcano.

by godhatesu April 30, 2009

dooshbag

Vaginal Cleaner

when some1 has a lil too much cheese on there taco, it cleans u up( eg. ur mummy and daddy)

by Peter Dooshbag March 11, 2003

dooshbag

its doosh, everybody knows that

by todd December 4, 2002

DooshBagTag

verb: When you tag yourself in a friend's Myspace picture and you are not in said picture. This may include tagging inanimate objects or part of a person as yourself.

What the hell, Bob just dooshbagtagged himself in my favorite picture as the hello kitty charm on my necklace!

by Kay Sa[Rahh] January 16, 2009

Dookwanger

A combination of the character Count Dooku from Star Wars and real life military officer Oskar Paul Dirlewanger, giving the refined class of Dooku with the brutality of Dirlewanger, making the final product a sort of Emperor of Death.

Or an act that would be described as horrible and immoral but you and a couple others treat it as boyish fun.

Holy shit, that was Dookwanger.

You met Dookwanger?

Yeah, pretty cool!

Oh my god you just killed and raped those women!

And?

You must love to Dookwanger!

by coolgaymer69 December 27, 2020