donkeyfuck

When one uses another's cigarette or cigar, to light their own while both are still in their own respective mouths.

Hey John, I don't have a lighter for my cigarette, let me donkeyfuck yours.

by jezzeballe October 7, 2008

donkeyfucker

A term used to make fun of someone in a insulting manner. usually used in a joking way.

Shut up you donkeyfucker

by molly December 31, 2003

Donkeyblocker

If it has anything to do with sexual intercourse...... nobody really knows. But it is a term and/or insult used by certain people in North-Eastern England.

You fucking donkeyblocker.
Are you a fucking donkeyblocker or something.
If you wer'nt such a donkeyblocker then you would'nt be such a donckeyblocker.

by Callum Hemsley February 28, 2008

donkey cock

1.when you are playing donkey kong for so long and the gorillaz start turnnning you on so you get a donkey cock.
2.when your a sauna with a hot chick and your cock gets all big and moist and you feel like a donkey wanting sex. mmm donkey sex

1.man, i was pounding on them nintendo keys, playin donkey kong lookin at the monkeys catchin da bananas and i got like, the biggest donkey cock ever. DUDE.
2.*Sweating in Sauna* *Hot chick walks by* *nice feeling in undertowel* *shit, dude my donkey cock is ON!*

by EliseAnja December 28, 2005

donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019

Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy

Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock

by Sparkiee July 27, 2022

Donkeyfucker

A male human being who through his lonesome lifestyle has defaulted to having sexual intercourse with donkeys. The man will forcefully insert his pp into the donkeys rectum or optionally its vaginal cavity. Here it will stay until this wicked mating ritual is over and the man is satisfied.

The Lord however despise this sort of sinful behavior and if you as a man partake in this kind of activity you WILL be condemned to the eternal fires of hell. There is a special place reserved in the kingdom of hell for people who abuse the Lords creatures. This section of hell is where the tables are turned and the men will be forcefully sexually violated by the creatures they themselves have damaged during their mortal lives. This is a eternal circle often referred to as the «struggle snuggle of the Ass».

You donkeyfucker! I hope you get what you deserve.

by PastorJohn March 11, 2019