Flop dongler

a penis of epic size, very big in length and girth.

WOW! That is a massive flop dongler you have there, you could kill a gorilla with that!

by J&A8991 October 17, 2012

Rusty Dangles

A nickname for a guy who hasn't been laid in a long period of time.

How's it hanging Rusty Dangles?

by BallzofSteele April 27, 2010

Dirty Dangles

Sick moves and dekes, usually in reference to Hockey.

dude, did you see those dangles Ovechkin put on Crosby, talk about dirty dangles.

by candykong February 18, 2009

john dongle

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise

I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.

by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

Donglepuss

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)

"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"

by Christopher Gagliardi October 5, 2007

dinglesaurus

A huge pre-historic penis

"Wow I cant believe I bought that line that he was only 40 until he dropped his pants and I saw his dinglesaurus and his balls hit the floor"

"Yo that dinglesaurus at the OTB just hit me up for 5 bucks"

by Ramadeeez May 15, 2010

Dinglesauce

A sauce made from dingleberries, mostly used in pastas or as a dip for chips. Has a mushy texture. There are many varying flavors. It all depends on the meals the Dingle-factories feed their workers. Is known to be quite hard to swallow, again, it depends on the workers and how hairy their asses are. Is also used as a curse word, more commonly, in rural areas.

"Dinglesauce, I just bite my tongue"

"Fucking Dinglesauce man, you scored that hot chick?"

by I believe I can fly, I believe September 10, 2013