Danger shave

The act of attempting to shave your testicles with a standard face razor. Difficult, pointless and dangerously easy to make a mistake. Also difficult to explain what you're doing if your mum walks in.

"I had to go to hospital yesterday, had a danger shave and my hand slipped. I got four stitches!"

by Wingy December 14, 2005

Danger-swank

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).

Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?

by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009

doinger shorts

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.

After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.

by Bavarianbehr May 21, 2016

danger spoon

A much better term for a spork

I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes

by turbo1125 December 18, 2022

danger skank

1. The art of skanking near wind turbines.

2. Pulling the parachute cord at the moment of ejaculation.

He skanked a couple of times but somehow that wasn't enough for Gareht. He decided to go for a danger skank instead.

by Maximator June 29, 2011

danger swipe

Continually swiping right on Tinder without even looking at the picture.

Just done a danger swipe and got 13 matches.

by Finny55 April 9, 2015

Danger sheep

The classic game of dressing up as a sheep and running around Wales, last player to be molested wins!

Man I was rather sore after last weeks game of danger sheep, but I’ll be ready for tomorrow

by Seabert May 30, 2018