Dolphining

The noise in which a female makes when a man's penis slips into the wrong hole.

"Mark, I heard Sarah dolphining again last night. You guys have got to stop using KY."

by Teiger May 1, 2016

dolphincest

The act of incest in the dolphin world. This often comes as a shock to some people as they are extremely intelligent animals.

Noel: Hey I need an interesting fact about dolphins!
Nick: Dolphincest
Noel: What?
Nick: Dolphin incest.

Noel: Aw man that is disguesting!
Nick: Ya I know
Noel: I used to love dolphins, but that ruined it all for me.

by NOSB March 12, 2012

Dolphin~chan

The cutest, sweetest, most amazing person ever. Her name on instagram is @dolphin_chan_jjba (might have changed at the time you are reading this) and she loves @catbug_chan_jjba. This was made by catbug, and you shall not take her

"Yo catbug, what did you do with dolphin~chan today?"
"Just the usual, she kissed me and gave me all her love"
"Sweet dude"

by Catbug~chan December 27, 2018

Dolphinize

The act of removing all body hair, closely resembling the skin of a dolphin. Close attention being paid to the groinal region. Beard, moustache and head hair can be left unshaved (or waxed) and still be considered dolphinized.

Joel came in to work today and said: "Hey everybody, I dolphinized over the weekend. Wanna see?! Now my carpets match the curtains... all hardwood floors!"

by SPRmeASAP October 23, 2012

Dolphinia

Someone who has a great obsession over dolphins. They hope to be one when they are older. From the time this stage of obsession begins, they try to resemble a dolphin. Wearing all dolphin colors, with dolphins all over. Tattoos, sneakers, socks, and dolphins on shirts. A Dolphinia would visit aquariums all day and just stare at dolphins. They beg their parents to get a dolphin, only the idea being rejected. They try to stay underwater for as long as possible, practicing for the future. One day these Dolphinias will be successful. We just have to wait and see.

Karen is OBSESSED with dolphins. All she does is talk about dolphins and annoy people with facts about them. She is so desperate for a dolphin and she wants it NOW. She wants to be one when she is older...she is such a Dolphinia

by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009

Dolphinlicious

When somebody is so hot and/or has such a fantastic body that you would consider having dolphin sex #5, and get all up in them guts!

That bitch is dolphinlicious!

by SpankyMagnanimous September 17, 2008

Dolphinism

Like racism but against dolphins.

Police officer: are you a Dolphinist?do you support Police officer: are you a dolphinist?do you support dolphinism?

Nemo: yes, why?

Police Officer: I’m arresting you on account of dolphinism, you do not have to say anything but anything you do say will be given in evidence when you later rely on in court.

LOVE THE DOLPHINS!! <3 ?

by Jescaaaxo August 27, 2011