A dolph is a catch-all term for someone that delights in fantasy, sci-fi, or nature-related t-shirts.
OMG, look at that dolph in that shirt of a wolf baying at the moon.
Why does the fencing team have so many dolphs on it?
Wow, those star war fans sure are dolphy.
Why does the fencing team have so many dolphs on it?
Wow, those star war fans sure are dolphy.
by Dolph lover May 10, 2009
Basically golfing, but on Dolphin back. You play in the middle of the ocean with small platforms set up along a path, the first containing a ball on a tee, the last the hole. You play by holding on to the dolphin's fin with your non-dominant hand, with your club of choice in the other. When the dolphin jumps out of the water, you swing the club and try to hit the ball to the next platform or further(this is easiest at the ark of the jump. Other than that it is similar to golfing.
by MakeDolphinganofficialsport January 24, 2012
To first take a dump, take the stool out from the bowl, and then dress it as a Mexican. Then berate it for being lazy and always napping.
Terry hates foreigners but hates confrontation. He'll probably just stay home and Dolph tonight. Tomorrow he'll go to the doctor for e. coli, pink eye, or streptococcus.
by Creepnix April 22, 2011
by Dolph-Innately December 29, 2017
the dolph is the umbrella that a series of jokes, created by malcolm j. heaggans and randall e. hayes, falls under. the dolph serves as a stalwart of the friendship and is often used as a reminder of orgin.
Examples Include:
shewee, goiter, dolphin teeth, HOW ELSE HE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIS MONEY, HA HA I SEE YOU HOMIE, Sam Hurd Sketchy, Young Jeezy on Saint's Row, and many others.
Examples Include:
shewee, goiter, dolphin teeth, HOW ELSE HE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIS MONEY, HA HA I SEE YOU HOMIE, Sam Hurd Sketchy, Young Jeezy on Saint's Row, and many others.
by Champ Heaggans April 16, 2018
Bobbi: Hey Shell, you ever been Dolphing?
Shell: what kind of drugs are you on?
Bobbi: the dolphing kind.
Shell: what kind of drugs are you on?
Bobbi: the dolphing kind.
by SexualSeduction November 04, 2010
A manwhorish, beefy anti-trust. A Dolph can be used as a caveman-like noun. A Dolph can be used as a verb as well. Dolph can be used as a pronoun, adverb, or just a rant-type word.
Cave-man like noun:
-"Dolph RUN."
-"Dolph drink your booze."
-"Dolph drunk."
Verb usage:
-"I'm gonna Dolph that ho tonight."
-"Look at that homo Dolph-ing around looking for a dump truck of pussy."
-"I called her, told her she was hot and that I was looking for a wife, fornicated her, then departed. I Dolphed."
Pronoun usage:
-"That ho looks like Dolph-material...dumb and slutty."
-"Look at that weight lifter, he looks Dolphy."
Adverb usage:
-"He's picking up that hooker Dolph-like"
-"He's suckin' peepee Dolphily!"
Rant-Type:
-"Dammit Dolph! ethetheth"
-"Fuckin' Dolph!"
-"Dolph RUN."
-"Dolph drink your booze."
-"Dolph drunk."
Verb usage:
-"I'm gonna Dolph that ho tonight."
-"Look at that homo Dolph-ing around looking for a dump truck of pussy."
-"I called her, told her she was hot and that I was looking for a wife, fornicated her, then departed. I Dolphed."
Pronoun usage:
-"That ho looks like Dolph-material...dumb and slutty."
-"Look at that weight lifter, he looks Dolphy."
Adverb usage:
-"He's picking up that hooker Dolph-like"
-"He's suckin' peepee Dolphily!"
Rant-Type:
-"Dammit Dolph! ethetheth"
-"Fuckin' Dolph!"
by SOF's July 23, 2008