dogwater

The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)

Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...

by John November 25, 2003

dogwater

A tasty drink that inspires stupidity.

Bartender! - another pint of draught dogwater please...

by Uncle Monty December 11, 2003

dogwater

a) NOUN - A form of 'A Priori' inert, knowledge which forms the basis of all Human Understanding.

b) The Christian Belief in Original Sin.

We are all born with Dogwater on the brain which is the basis for why humans can be sooooo mischievous !!!

by Colin Goodlad December 16, 2003

Dogwater

ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater?

u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?

by skylarinnit January 21, 2021

Dogwater

From a meme. Someone who is bad at something, typically a video game.

Boy 1: Yo this kid is dogwater.

Boy 2: Yah easy dub.

by beastdink1 December 26, 2020

Dogwater

when something or someone is complete garbage or bad, this can refer to internet, players, maps. this is used in a manner of disgust

this map is dogwater, there isn't any protection!

these kids are dogwater, all they do is camp in that same fricking place.
that gun is dogwater, it basically shoots dust.

by _catshark February 11, 2021

Dogwater

ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater

u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?

by Ilovequackity February 7, 2021