dogmatic oreo

cracker on the left, cracker on the right, hood rat in the middle

andy griffith, jim neighbors and ester rowe all got toghether to make a dogmatic oreo.

by mike e boy September 25, 2005

Dogmatic Atheism

Dogmatic atheism is almost always referring to a hardcore atheist who is unwilling to change his mind on religion. This attitude contrasts with dogmatic theism, which are theists who refuse to believe their god isn't real, and are 100% certain that god does exist.

Dogmatic atheism is the opposite towards religious fundamentalism, since both think they are objectively correct

by Kelmeer23 January 31, 2023

Dogmatism

Acceptance or retention of a particular thesis or opinion without sufficient grounds or critical review.

Dogmatism cruins the value of your words.

by Linn.L April 13, 2018

Dogmatic

When a girl gets up on her knees during sex without being told to do so

True dogmatic girlfriends are so rare to find. A treasure to keep if you do.

by Audio joe August 8, 2022

Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.

Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.

by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022

Legal Dogmatism

The rigid, inflexible adherence to a specific interpretation of the law (e.g., Originalism, Textualism, or a particular legal theory) as the only valid framework, treating legal texts as immutable scripture rather than living, context-dependent documents. It's the belief that the law contains one "true" answer discoverable only through your chosen dogma, dismissing judicial discretion, evolving social norms, and equitable considerations as heresy. Legal dogmatists are the theologians of the courtroom, arguing over the sacred commas of the constitutional canon while often missing the human forest for the jurisprudential trees.

Example: "The debate wasn't about justice; it was legal dogmatism. One side cited the 'original public meaning' of a 1789 phrase to block a modern regulation, while the other treated a 1970s precedent as holy writ. Both were more invested in proving their interpretive dogma correct than in whether the outcome actually made sense for the people affected."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Status-Quo Dogmatism

The blind, quasi-religious belief that the existing social, political, and economic order is not just the best possible system, but the only natural and correct one. Change is seen as inherently dangerous and unnatural. This dogma often appeals to "tradition," "the way things have always been," or "human nature" as immutable laws, treating any proposal for reform as a foolish rebellion against the cosmic default settings of society.

*Example: "His status-quo dogmatism was exhausting. 'Why should we change the zoning laws? Suburbs and cars have worked since the 50s! Why have multi-family housing? That's not how it's done!' He couldn't conceive that the 'way it's done' was itself a choice, not a law of physics."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026