womble dongus

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds

AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT

by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

Sloppy Doggs

Large, saggy and unattractive tits.

Look at the sloppy doggs on that bitch..

by Ryan & Riley December 17, 2008

doggish

Resembling the behavior or the appearance of a dog.

He sat down at the table and clearly ravenous, tore into the food without even saying a single word; it was utterly doggish!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

Dogussy

A dogussy is just a dog pussy. Also Known as a bitch.

Jake(whore bitch)"Why aren't you fucking a dogussy"
any normal person "Im not fucking a dog"

by IDKWHYIMAWAKE January 6, 2022

Dorgus

Garbage warlock

Dorgus is garbich

by FocuZF August 7, 2021

doggystyle years

The number of years older than you a porn star really is, even though she may be your exact same age.

The math works like this:

1 year in porn = 5 years additional age.

So, for example, a person who is 33 and has been in porn for 9 years is really 33 + (9*5) = 78.

Me and the star of "Ass Angels" are both the same age, 33, but in doggystyle years, she's really 78.

by b0xxx February 11, 2009