dogfood

Dogfood refers to an male erection, or boner

he likes it when i eat his dogfood because everyone knows oral is better than handjobs

by punkdtn May 23, 2006

dogfooding (to dogfood)

In a nutshell, dogfooding means "using your own product". A product which is being dogfooded tends to be a lot more polished. When a normal user is annoyed by the product, they can't do anything about it. But when a developer is annoyed by the product, they can stop what they are doing and make the product less annoying.

In the past I've always dogfooded new builds for a while before making them
release candidates.

by indefinitex April 14, 2005

Dogfood

Street slang for Heroin. Used in New Orleans, mostly out of the Hollygrove area.

Say dude, you got that dogfood?

by *YUESER* November 8, 2011

dogfood ass

When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.

My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017

dogfood scam

1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.

Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Dogfood Queen

A woman who is so good at being a bitch, she would put false charges on her loving husband, let the police station run a train on her raggedey ass and still lose the case.

Its sad to hear felisha is a dogfood Queen

by Turdfurd March 3, 2021

Dogfooding

The sexual act of licking and eating shit/clinkers from another persons arsehole. Thus creating a similar image of a dog having its tea.

My girlfriend had a shit last night, but didn’t wipe properly so I ended up dogfooding her all night.

by Passmore69 July 3, 2020