dogwarts

A hypothetical scenario posed by twitch streamer and professional old man Dancantstream in which there is a secret room in your living space only you can enter (akin to Hogwarts hence the name) where you encounter a dog of your choice. The dog is magical, and can generate money, but only if you engage in sexual acts with it. The question posed is what price would it have to be for you to consider having intercourse with the dog, and what breed.

Dan: "hey guys have you heard of Dogwarts?"
The rest of the funeral attendees:

by fatmanslender August 22, 2022

dogrocket

A less than savory cigar. Named for the similar looking items dogs leave in the back yard.

Chuck gave me a cigar that his cousin said was a premium cuban, but it was a real dogrocket.

by DnnyD August 10, 2006

dogacratic

dogacratic: A form of government where a majority of dogs decide what is acceptable.

I say we form a dogacratic society where we are free to run naked in the park, lick whomever we please, deficate outside, and eat food off the floor.

by krankiboy July 11, 2010

degarade

A mixture of vodka and sports drink (ex. Gatorade) in a sports drink bottle to conceal the fact you are drinking.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the superbowl party with my parents?

Guy 2: Yeah! I've got a bottle of degarade so we can enjoy the night too.

by benoe garcia March 10, 2011

DeGaray

A damn-fine fine-looker. If DeGaray was a mexican cuisine he would be a Mole Pablano due to his spicy nature. DeGarays are too hot to touch and when looking a DeGaray straight in the eye ball you will be forced to salivate freely from the oral cavity. If a DeGaray was an animal he would clearly be a banana slug. Not only do they have nearly identical physiques, but similar penile organs as well. The banana slug has a penile organ that can grow to be the size of it's body. Im not saying that DeGarays have 5 1/2 to 6 foot "goofy goobers" but they are known to never wear shorts and the girth of one leg always wider than the other. You may ask "Which leg's bigger the right or left? You know, hows it hanging? ;). When asked DeGarays simply reply with, "It depends on my mood."

Kevin: "WOW! Who's that damn-fine fine-looker over there with one thick leg?"

John: "Oh thats a DeGaray can't you tell."

by SlowJammer69 February 7, 2014

doard

Ciao Edoardo che sei venuto qui da tik tok per fare il trend del tuo nuovo nickname! Sfortunatamente non frega un cazzo a nessuno di te quindi il tuo nickname non ha un significato....detto questo torna a deprimerti!

Sei doard ovvero sei depresso

by Edocrumiz May 30, 2020

doğa balak

the girl with the juicy ass

check out doğa balak’s ass! it looks extra good today.

by selfhatred19 October 23, 2020