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doblin

The leading cause of skidmarks.

A doblin is a small, semi-protruding turd resting at the mouth of the anus such that you can't anticipate its presence until your hand—through the toilet paper—makes contact.

Removal of a doblin without smearing generally requires a delicate pinching motion.

Failure to address a doblin before standing results in heavy smudging around the anal cavity.
I tried to go dancing after Chinese last night, but a huge doblin fucked my whole night up.

I know I need more fiber when the doblins start coming out.
by scatburglar June 28, 2018
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dolonia

the fear felt when people genuinely like that you can’t fathom why wondering if they have you confused for someone who you believe they deserve someone who doesn’t have the qualities you hate the most about yourself
i feel that she gives me dolonia
by The person you lead on - Devin January 21, 2022
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Dobson™

A person who willingly subjects themselves to inferior style or skill because they are used to it, ignoring, refuting, or backlashing against any and all 'negative' critique as percieved by said person, regardless if it's constructive or not
The only reason you're not getting better is because you're a Dobson™
by FaceIess February 3, 2015
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Dolonia

The fear felt when someone genuinely likes you and you can’t fathom why they would; Feeling undeserving of their love and attention; It may cause you to wonder if they have mistaken you for another person - someone else that doesn’t have the qualities that you dislike about yourself so much
They felt dolonia instantly when a stranger complimented their outfit and continued to compliment other aspects about them. (noun or adjective)
by Archist January 31, 2022
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James Dobson

Religious fanatic shill of the far republican right. Makes his living spreading fear, hate, racism, sexism, homophobia, in the guise of christianity.

Distinguished himself in 2005, by claiming that Spongebob Squarepants is gay.
When Christ returns, he's gonna punch James Dobson in the kidneys.
by Ploppypants May 3, 2005
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Dublonkin

The art of receiving a blow job whilst having a shit.
James was struggling with his shit but realised things where made better as he was receiving a dublonking
by Sterling WUlff April 18, 2016
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Dolonia

The feeling that someone who loves you is mistaking you for someone who does not have the same flaws as you
I feel dolonic (Dolonia) when you sayI love you
by Shockingtoaster January 21, 2022
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