doad

Origin: Conjunction of (dick + toad) noun
1 a: Penile appendage, especially one that is fat, dirty or constantly moist in the manner of a toad.

2.Artificial penile appendage or replacement for 'Dildo', the unique sculptural and animated qualities or transmogrification of real penis lends itself to creature-like naming.

3.One who is 'Doad' like in manner or appearance. May infer stubborness of character. Calling one this lesser known term in public prevents blushing by some nearby women who have overheard and are carrying.

I should have a belt buckle that says "CAUTION -Extra Wide Doad". Or maybe that girl with the cowboy legs should have it on her purse.

Buncha' dirty doad lickers if you ask me.

Was that dude drunk or just a total doad?

by Dustin crops November 15, 2006

doade

Any of the leafy green plant substance, potent in power, for the purpose of doading.

We laughed like hyenas when we delt with the frosty doade.

by cmurph December 8, 2004

Doads

Doads - used to describe female breast of any size, shape or form.

She has a cracking set of doads.

Man I would love to give her doads a diddy ride

Her doads swung back and forth in a frenzy as I took her from behind.

by Doadmaster March 25, 2009

doading

a neverending search for higher meaning; partaking in the ancients;

After a fine day of doading, little Wendell was all tuckered out.

by coach j December 13, 2004

Doad

doad

go doad

by luv4cxld October 21, 2022

to Doad

pretend to do something very spectacular but mess it up and leave instead

to Doad for a Guild

by neo243 March 29, 2018

doade

A short stumpy person with a personality that lacks in social skills. Very much like a tree stump. Often time doades have patchy red hair. You can generally hear them rambling on about nothing and often times spit pertrudes out of their mouth during such occasions.

"Dan possessed many doade-like qualities, such as the ability to make everyone hate him and the ever popular ability to look like a tree stump"

by bhirschy February 4, 2004