Doser

(n.) One who eats acid (doses) on a regular basis.

"Dude, that kid looks like he's wiggin' out.. Someone should talk him down."

"Nah, I've seen him a lot worse than that. He's a true doser, he'll pull through."

"Bro, you sure?"

"Yeah, man. I mean, give it a shot if you wanna, but I seriously doubt he'd understand anything you say, anyways, ya dig?"

"I feel ya, man. I'll just keep an eye on him."

by Madd_Doser February 14, 2010

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.

I'm tripping off those i-dosers, yo.

by john shepherd May 28, 2007

doser

Doser stands for poser in drain (a genre created by swedish rapper and producer Bladee along with drain gang members Ecco2k and Thaiboy2k).

Mike: “You hear that new dg tape”.
Jacques: “Nah, I just like the aesthetic”.
Mike: “Such a doser”.

by slugger_dg February 1, 2021

drosera

Drosera is a genus of carnivorous plant. They are commonly called sundews by uncultured swines. There are Drosera almost everywhere. Some hippies believe Drosera to be medicinal but the evidence is lacking.

Hey Fernando! How has your work on Drosera been recently? Those new species of Drosera you are describing are amazing!

by Droseraceae August 15, 2019

droser

one who fakes to be drunk, yet did not drink enough

"Yo, that biatcho fakedy fake fake is drosing again. Meg(an) Ryan is such a droser," says Uncle Tom.

by Mikey Fresh Juices February 22, 2009

Djoker

A nickname for Serbian athlete Novak Djokovic, arguably the greatest tennis player of all time.

The Djoker has won a record 20 men's singles grand slam titles (and counting!). He is the only player in the Open Era to achieve a double career Grand Slam, as well as the only player to complete the career Golden Masters, which he has done twice. The Serb has also spent the most weeks as the world No. 1 and has a positive head to head record against tennis legends Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. He is truly the GOAT!

by a-tennis-fan July 13, 2021

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that don't do anything because any reaction to it whatsoever happens only because you thought it would. In shorter words, it's a bunch of placebo bullshit.

I think I'm tripping on I-doser, but I'm not because I'm just feeling the placebo effect. Word up, yo.

by MisterSmammi October 11, 2007