dickpickle

A humourous way of saying someone is a c*nt. it’s also away to insult without resorting to personal insult

As long as you add the phrase “acting like a “ dickpickle then when they say you have pathetically resorted to name calling you can say “ I never said you were a dickpickle I said you’re acting like a dickpickle. Usually the dickpickle is that confused about all the dickpickles they usually concede by ghosting the argument.

“Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “

by Tati-kitten January 20, 2021

ditchpig

An ugly, overweight female.

"My god, what a ditchpig"

by phil k April 22, 2005

Ditchpig

A wayward woman who allows men to run trains on her in public places such as fields and at the side of roads

That hos a ditchpig me and my boys hit it last night

by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009

ditchstick

someone who whilst playing golf unfortunately plonks their tee - shot into a ditch and is then .. incapable of retrieving it !

danny: i seem to be unable to get my ball back old chap !

alex: hah what a ditchstick!!

by randy hoo ha August 18, 2009

Bitchpicking

The act of finding the most minute details solely in attempt to complain or point out all that is negative about them.

She ended up bitchpicking about every single thing she found wrong with the assignment, just to point out she had a problem with it.

by GrimmBC4L July 12, 2010

ditchpig

An overweight, obnoxious chick. It could be a dude too, if he looks like a chick. The ones you just want to ditch.

Ditchpig: "Omg, as if you didn't invite me to the party!!"
Popular Girl: "It's not my fault you're a ditchpig. Fugly ho."

by crunkcakes May 3, 2010

witchpickle

warty green substance usally found on a stick in wich wiches seem to enjoy throughly,
----alternate definition----
pickled formed witches used to make fun or complement sombodys attire or personality depends oun use (see examples)

Austin you are a lovely witchpickle today.
All witchpickles are not allowed in this residents due to their picklyness.
----alternate example----
I saw you and your witchpickle through the window last night licking each other

by Ms Shirley Witchpickle October 30, 2009