distracturbate

(v.) The act of masturbating loudly (either acting it out or actually masturbating) to distract another person or group of people.

Mortimer: "How did you miss that easy 8-ball shot?"
Winston: "Thaddeus distracturbated me with the pool cue!"

by Thaddeus Muttengreggor May 11, 2010

distracturbation

When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.

My teacher asked me why my homework was half done and all I could say was “Distracturbation”

by ShittyTitty October 8, 2017

Distractivated

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

"I was so distractivated at college today, I had an epic idea for a kickstarter."

by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017

distraculating

1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating.

2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.

"How's Daniel doing on his science fair project? Working hard up there in his room?"
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"

*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."

by Aboynamed Pseudonym May 25, 2023

distractogapter

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.

While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .

by tacokid November 1, 2013

distracticating

The cross between being distracted and masturbating

When your mother walks in while you are masturbating. Mom get out you are distracticating me

by dsst January 20, 2014

Distractipated

Adj.—When you can’t get shit done, because you keep getting too distracted.

Grrr, I have been completely distractipated all day.

by MerMoey February 5, 2021