dinkletong

A dinkletong is what you pick up someone's sausage with.

I'll pick up your sausage with my dinkletong.

by Noah C. Major January 17, 2008

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Dittledong

Someone who is a neucince, waste of oxygen, and overall useless

Wow, Andrew is such a Dittledong!

by Provocative Pineapple July 24, 2016

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A sex toy with twelve functioning dildos. Shapes such as a dodecahedron with a phallus on each face have been ruled out by scholarly sources as impossible to completely function, so such shapes are not considered true distlefinks. No true distlefink has ever been proven, though research at Cambridge and Notre Dame is being conducted to prove or disprove the possibility.

"Many argue that there cannot be a true distlefink, as one could not convince 12 women to use one at the same time"

"The audubon society loves distlefinks"

by Hugh Balderdash May 6, 2008

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