dismember

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

Dissable

When someone is easy to diss

"Man Matt is sooo dissable"

by Matt_12354 April 7, 2006

deasembled

a nasty girl or guy, that has a deformed face which appears to have been taken apart and put back together in the wrong order or with missing pieces

oh hey guys have you seen guliana dilorenzo she is so deasembled

by caitlynlanders October 11, 2011

dischembled

Completely disorganized and unassembled.

My desk is completely dischembled.

by Sopranomouse819 May 6, 2018

Disassemble furniture

Euphemism for getting some, especially in the context of a beefcake visiting a girls apartment

Ron came over to disassemble furniture last night, it was the best furniture disassembly ever.

by Bloopbeepboop October 26, 2018

desemble

to rend; break up; divide; to separate

He worked feverishly to desemble the angry protesting crowd.

The broken relationship was desembled by too much selfishness.

by Shenonymous December 20, 2018

dismembered fetus

Something to cheer out of your car window while driving past abortion activists.

Saw protesters, so I screamed, "dismembered fetus!!!" at them as loud as I could.

by The Accused January 9, 2015