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used to describe anythine undesireable... can be paired with puns if your witty
dude: man, I got beat up last night.
me: shit man... dirts

dude: ay fuck yo this dessert tastes awful.
me: thats cuz its desDIRT
dirts by Bofa May 24, 2005
Hey man I’m low on cash want to pick up some dirts?
Dirts by Freighttrain4578 November 19, 2017

Dirts McGurts 

Derived from the word "dirty," this phrase is used to indicate and/or further point out the awesomeness of an event that has occurred or may occur in the future.
Dude, that'd be so dirts mcgurts. Let's eiffel tower her.
Dirts McGurts by McBlackerson July 12, 2010

Squirt dirts 

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!
Squirt dirts by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

the prodigy dirtchamber 

'The Prodigy Dirtchamber' the biggest and best Prodigy fan based group on Facebook. Organised by fans for the fans. Be apart of our Ant family and come join the chaos!! We live for the beatsπŸ‘πŸ”₯🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜😎
"Do you love The Prodigy??"
"Too fucking right I do....!!"
"Well the join The Prodigy Dirtchamber on fb... fucking mental!!! 😎🐜