Dumnified

Someone that is ignorant or has no knowledge of a something. Choosing to be clueless about a particular topic.

Are you for real! You are that dumnified that you have no clue about what's going on?

by Ladylizeth June 21, 2017

Dictified

An intellectual verbalization delivered in a sarcastic or demeaning tone. Usually followed by "smack-down" or "bam" or "blow."

"Ryan, she just delivered a dictified smack-down in your face!"

-or-

"Liz, that was a dictified blow to your ego."

by MFrizzell February 10, 2009

Dogified

When you have pet at least 3 dogs and your dog-petting battery is full (or satisfied, at least).

I pet a dog, and now I am fully dogified.

by DOGGGGGGGGGGG!! January 10, 2022

doobified

when you have smoked many doobies and are pretty much just really stoned and dont want to move

That 15th blunt of headies got me doobified

by daniel turnage February 6, 2003

Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

by me old fruity July 18, 2011

dosified

When M$ Windows / DOS departs from the standards of real operating systems, creating headaches for developers and tech people in general.

That dosified php script will need to be stripped of carriage returns in order to be useful.

by Lee Newton January 27, 2009

Dizzified

The dizzy feeling you get when the bus or RV you are riding in makes turns on the highway. Enhanced by alcohol or mood altering substances.

Girl, I am not sure if it's the jello shots or the pot but everytime the driver turns I feel totally dizzified.

by UTR May 3, 2010